Left Coast Sports Babe

Aaron Rodgers today joked about being released at the end of the season “”Being released would be a first; being released by a teenager, that would also be a first,” (this after the Athletic reported that Jets owner Woody Johnson, 77, takes advice from his teenage sons.)

Thinking Woody doesn’t need to talk to his kids to know a 41 yr old QB with a 52 QB rating when your team has a 4-11 record, might not be your best long term bet.

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Meanwhile, shouldn’t being the first NFL team shut out in 2024 mean some small bonus with draft picks? #whodat#Saints

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In Orlando, FL drone show put on by a Texas company, two drones collided and injured a little boy who will need surgery… reportedly heart surgery. But hey, who needs pesky regulations?

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As DonOld claims he picked RFK Jr. now in part to look into the generally debunked idea that vaccines cause autism…

Some research suggests that babies born to older parents — particularly an older father — may be at increased risk of autism.

Is Don maybe jealous of all of Musk’s kids and planning on another wife and baby?

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So has anyone asked President Non Elect Musk how he’s going to cut government spending while his VP Don tries to annex every country that has annoyed him?

As much as some women are attracted to even low-level power and the least attractive men somethings even in low-level political offices, it’s really astonishing how often sitting US Congressman Matt Gaetz needed to pay for sex.

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Almost like we need a twisted Trump advent calendar where behind every window is the country he’s insulted on that day.

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Some are wondering why Trump still nominated Matt Gaetz, while still knowing the allegations against him. Isn’t it likely that DonOld found Matt’s behavior not repulsive but aspirational?

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Amy Klobuchar prescient Twitter post from August 2019 – “The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale.”

Not mine but with Hannukhah and Christmas on the same day, sharing this oldie but goodie favorite from a friend. CHRISTMAS!

There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But — The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter …

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.

Carry on.

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