Archive for May 2024

If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere..

May 7, 2024

As a Spurs fan, I haven’t really cared for a while who wins the NBA finals. But sure increasingly seeming like the NBA wants the trophy presentation at Madison Square Garden.

(And if you don’t think officiating can decide a playoff series, you’re too young or have forgotten 2002 Western Conference Final – Kings/Lakers Game Six.)

Imagine if before the Super Bowl, instead of both teams’ captains shaking hands, one team refused and said “Not accepting the handshake, if we lose it will only be because the game is rigged.” That’s where we are with Trump & his team.

SF Giants just got swept in Philadelphia, and despite a number of high-priced free agents, are hitting if anything worse than in 2023.

Former manager Gabe Kapler might be forgiven for giggling.

September 2020. President Trump “”What we’ve done for Minnesota, if I lose Minnesota, I’m never coming back. I don’t care. I’m never coming back!”

And on the night his son graduates from high school, Trump is now headlining a GOP State Fundraiser in St. Paul. Another promise Velveeta Voldemort took as seriously as his three wedding vows.

Hey media? Why isn’t it a bigger story that both the GOP Presidential candidate and those wanting to be his VP all refuse to accept the results of the election if they lose?

WTF CNN? This headline “Judge’s warning provides dilemma for Trump.” What dilemma?

Judge Merchan simply told Donald not to publicly attack witnesses & jurors.

For most defendants when threatened with jail time, to shut up or not to shut up is not a hard question.

Trying to imagine what would happen to most of us if we told a policeman who pulled us over for a traffic violation that you felt your rights were being violated and “our constitution is much more important than jail.”

As Houston area begins long process of recovery from recent flooding GOP Polk Country judge Sydney Murphy is “tired of dealing with historic weather events”, but “whatever happens, whatever Mother Nature sends our way, we will deal with.” Anything but acknowledge climate change.

Donald Trump reportedly complained about having to take photo at Mar-A-Lago with donors and said if people didn’t get pictures it’s because they didn’t give enough money. Well, if they really wanted pictures with him they should brought a teenage daughter in skimpy clothes.

Increasingly looks like Barack Obama won two Presidential Elections not because of but in SPITE of having David Plouffe and David Axelrod as campaign managers.

Apparently Wisconsin Senate candidate Eric Hovde voted absentee in California in 2023 and 2024. When he loses to Senator Tammy Baldwin in November, bet he’ll be glad to get back to his gorgeous home in Laguna Beach.

https://www.compass.com/listing/532-emerald-bay-laguna-beach-ca-92651/24898364072081121

Minutes in time

May 5, 2024

So Jakson Reitz finds out late Saturday he is being called up to SF Giants, gets on red-eye via Chicago to Philadelphia, arrives Sunday morning & hits a ball deep into the bleachers about 400 feet. Maybe SF Giants need to put whole team on red-eye flights to wake up their bats?


Even if you’re not a big NHL fan, there are few more exciting things in sports than the phrase “Overtime in game seven”

Putting a literal spin on “close only counts in horseshoes.”

On Kentucky Derby day, overtime in game seven in the NHL playoffs also turned out to be just an exciting two minutes.

Once again, reversed seasons in Toronto. Where spring is the time for falling Leafs.

WTF Maureen Dowd? – In her column Sunday “In Trump’s social media posts, he can be playful; ‘Contrary to FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I don’t fall asleep during Crooked D.A.’s Witch Hunt.. I simply close my beautiful blue eyes, sometimes, listen intensely & take it ALL in!'”

He is NOT being playful, he’s serious.

Never one to shy away from media, Dean Phillips is first Democrat to call for indicted Congressman Henry Cuellar to resign. Not that I don’t agree with him this time.

But just a touch ironic that the man who primaried Joe Biden for months with no chance for anything but attention, is now telling another Democrat it’s time to quit.

Houston was experiencing serious flooding this week and it’s not over.

So the question… where did Ted Cruz escape to?


Governors Gretchen Whitmer & Katie Hobbs are fighting hard in purple states to protect our freedoms. Whereas Governor who gets all the media attention lied & shot her dog.

Not that she doesn’t deserve derision, but when people think politicians in general are bad, they don’t vote.

Been some probably false rumors that Mitt Romney will leave the GOP over Trump. I doubt he’d ever do it.

But again, if Lisa Murkowski wants to leave GOP and become an independent…..

Hey NY Times, CNN etc. While you focus on both-sidesing and downplaying Trump’s threats, maybe pay attention to what his good friend Netanyahu is doing to journalistm in Israel?

“Israel to close Al Jazeera news network in the country.”

What have we learned lately about MAGA

In Trump world you can shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue with no repercussions. But don’t shoot your puppy in a gravel pit.

There’s a big reason Trump and GOP cling so strongly to the stolen election lie: For all Donald claims he wants to “Make America Great Again,” he knows Americans decided that the four years he was in office weren’t that great.

Finally, all joking aside.-

54 years ago on May 4 – Allison, William, Sandra, Jeffrey…. “Tin soldiers and Nixon coming…” #KentState

They’d have only been in their early mid 70s now.

Rocky Mountain Highs and lows

May 4, 2024

So Mavericks beat the Clippers.

And as they join the Timberwolves, Thunder, and Nuggets in the next round, time to officially call it the Midwest Conference? (Yes, okay, Denver is only about 1,000 miles from the coast?)

The Colorado Rockies trailed in each of their first 31 games this year, a modern-era record.

But today they broke a 0-0 tie with three runs in the 6th and held onto the lead to beat the Pirates 3-2.

As an SF Giants fan watching a VERY offensively challenged team, why do I think they’ll get their second win without trailing when San Francisco comes to Colorado next week.

From my funny friend Pat. “The Lakers fired Ham? That’s just not kosher.”

Give me a bleeping break.

Kristi Noem’s spokesperson says there will be “corrections” to “small errors” in future editions of her book.

Guaranteeing those with original will buy both to look for changes?

How long til Noem says she shot puppy as he was about to kill kids?


Some of the same Republicans who don’t trust women to make a choice regarding their own bodies seem to be fine with Kristi Noem’s impulsive choice to kill a puppy. (And for good measaure, a goat.)

CNN State of the Union Sunday lineup:

North Dakota Billionaire

GOP Governor Doug Burgum Former GOP Senator & current University of Florida President Ben Sasse (now being paid over $1 million a year.

After a week of all Trump all the time, they still couldn’t find any Democrats?

As Trump defenders say Donald just wanted to protect his family from hearing about his mistresses…. I’m so old I remember when GOP wanted to impeach Bill Clinton over a consensual affair.

Getting awfully tired of the “that’s just how men are” and “that’s just how men talk.” defense of Donald Trump’s bad behavior.

You know who isn’t like that and doesn’t talk like that? President Joe Biden.

In the dark

May 2, 2024

Bally Sports channels now will be removed from Comcast after bankruptcy of Bally operator Diamond Sports.

So Comcast fans of MLB’s Tigers, Brewers, Reds, Cardinals, Rays, Rangers, Braves, Angels, Royals, Twins & Marlins can no longer see games.

Sadly White Sox fans can still watch their team.

Non-political rant: Can someone explain to me why SF Giants pinch-hit Austin Slater for Yastrzemski at Fenway Park? Sure, Yaz isn’t great against lefties, though Boston seems to bring out the best in him. But Austin Slater in 2024 isn’t good against ANYONE.

(and with runners on 1st and 3rd and no outs he struck out on 3 pitches.)

76ers owners bought thousands of Game 6 tickets in Philadelphia on the secondary market tonight to block Knicks fans from taking over the arena, and gave them away to “first responders, health care professionals and other local Philadelphia-based organizations.”

Now that’s cool…but thinking after Knicks closed out series maybe 76ers fans who sold tickets made the smart decision?

So Donald Trump is saying now he might not accept the November election results and there could be violence if he loses – “it depends” Well we all know he’s just joking because he would never actually endorse violence or try to overthrow the results of an election. #sarcasm


GOP Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed immigration enforcement legislation, which he said ‘became one of our top priorities following senseless death of Laken Riley.” If only GOP gave half as much a damn about senseless deaths due to domestic violence & guns being in the wrong hands.

Now she’s talking about the “safety of her children?” How long until Kristi Noem demands all her books be destroyed so she can rewrite the chapter and pretend her disappointing hunting dog had attacked kids instead of chickens?

There’s a fair amount of bipartisan condemnation of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem shooting a family dog who wasn’t well trained. But some in GOP and pundits like Sean Hannity are trying to defend her. Yep, mostly the same people who would let a woman die rather than have an abortion.

So who had insulting London and Paris on their Trump 2024 bingo card?

“We’ve seen what happened when Europe opened their doors to jihad. Look at Paris, look at London — they’re no longer recognizable.”

“We can be extremely upset at Biden administration for policies w/ regard to Israel & Gaza. OTOH, I’d hope most young people don’t want to see Donald Trump a racist, sexist, homophobe who doesn’t acknowledge reality of climate change, be elected president of US.” Bernie Sanders

Below the line

May 2, 2024

The Chicago White Sox are 6-25.

Yes, a 194 winning percentage.

Now, it’s early days. But even the 1962 NY Mets (40-120_ finished above the Mendoza line.

NBA finals last year between the Denver Nuggets and Miami Heat ended up with disappointing ratings compared to the Golden State Warriors vs Boston Celtics in 2022.

Well, at least NBA won’t have to worry about a direct repeat this year

So NY Knicks won a close playoff game against the Philadelphia 76ers and NBA later said calls against the 76ers in the last two minutes were wrong.

Then last night the 76ers won a close game against the Knicks and the NBA said calls against the Knicks in the last two minutes were wrong.

Getting awfully tired of the headlines being about the officiating.

If only the league had replay review. Oh, wait, never mind.

I’m all in favor of protest. Been in a number of them especially in my younger days. But never wore a mask to a protest… maybe because I wasn’t ashamed to show my face?

A reminder, can we not just talk about how Velveeta Voldemort and GOP want to take away women’s reproductive rights…

But also. how President Biden and Democrats actively want to PROTECT women’s reproductive rights.

As Trump brags about letting the states decide about reproductive rights… Didn’t the United States fight a rather large war over the issue of people in some states having far fewer rights than in others?

Somehow GOP bought our office email list so get lots of their fundraising emails. A LOT of attacks on RFK Jr. today. Did they just figure out his anti-Biden, conspiracy theory, anti-vax message might appeal to some Trump voters?

Wonder how many student protesters these days are immigrants or on student visas? And why isn’t media making a bigger deal of the fact that Trump says if re-elected he will revoke protesters’ visas and deport all of them?


Is it as simple that Trump is complaining about being freezing in the courtroom because Donald thinks putting on a coat makes him look fatter?

Merchan fined Trump $9,000 for violating gag order & warned Donald he could face incarceration if he continued to violate the order. Actually thinking Trump would love to be thrown in jail overnight so he can fundraise off the picture.

I hate both Netanyahu and Hamas. And I think some of these protestors are spoiled brats.

Having said that. as we approach 54th anniversary of Kent State, wonder somewhat tangentially how many people know that many Americans at the time sided with National Guardsmen who gunned down the students?


Can anyone, even one of her supporters, name a single thing Marge Three Names has actually accomplished in Washington DC? Other than getting attention?

A common demand from pro-Palestinian protesters is that their universities divest from all companies doing business in Israel.

So when are the protesters giving up their iPhones?

(Apple’s Israeli R&D centers in Haifa and Hertliyza Israel currently employ 2,000 people.)