Forever Giant

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Who needs analytics. Bruce Bochy can f*cking manage. Congratulations Texas Rangers #ForeverGiant
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Since Adolis Garcia was hit by a pitch in the 8th inning in ALCS game 5, which the Rangers lost when Astros scored 3 in the ninth, Adolis has NINE RBI’s in games 6 and 7. Note to whoever wins the NLCS – do NOT throw at Garcia in the World Series.
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Love everything about this –
Buster Olney reports “In the hours before another Game 7 for Bruce Bochy today, he got a text from Madison Bumgarner, offering to pitch.”
Wonder if Madbum is available for the World Series?
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Meanwhile, couldn’t tell if the 49ers or Vikings were trying harder to lose MNF game.
But yeah, Minnesota Vikings have had 1st and goal at the 2, and 1st and goal at the 1, and come away with two field goals. And we Saints fans thought we had the title “Worst 2023 team in the Red Zone” locked up. #WhoDat
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Donald Trump now says “If Jesus Christ came down & said, ‘I want to be Speaker,’ he would do it. Other than that, I haven’t seen anybody that can guarantee it.” Uh, Jesus was a brown-skinned Socialist. No way would today’s GOP elect him. They’d be more likely to try to deport him.
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For anyone who still has friends or relatives supporting Trump, maybe ask them “How it is possible that when every single former ally or employee or appointee flips against him, that Donald never knew them?
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CNN headline “Reports: Trump told Mar-a-Lago member about calls with foreign leaders” Uh, does anyone think it was just one Mar-A-Lago member? And how many Bedminster members did he brag to? All together now. #ButHerEmails
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Former President Donald Trump about House Speaker race “We’re looking at a lot of people, you know, sort of trying to stay out of it as much as possible.” Translation, Velveeta Voldemort wants to wait until I think there’s clear winner & then he’ll say “I backed him all along.”
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A bit confused now that there are almost a dozen GOP men running for Speaker of the House. How do they whittle the numbers down, and what time is the rose ceremony?
Down to eight left. Have any of the GOP House Speaker candidates yet been accused of running “for the wrong reasons?”
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