States of confusion.
A new law in Kansas allows unlicensed possession of concealed firearms and eliminates the mandate for weapons training to carry a concealed gun in a public place. Well, heck, why not just get rid of driver’s licenses while they’re at it. #whatcouldpossiblygowrong?
In Oklahoma, the House passed a bill restricting ALL marriages to people of faith, and requiring all marriage licenses to be approved by a member of the clergy. Well if this passes guess Oklahoma will have the new title of the “most bastards in the U.S.””
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After many threatened boycotts of the state, Indiana’s lawmakers have come up with a amendment to their “religious freedom” law, which says it cannot be used as a legal defense by those who deny goods and services to customers because of their sexual orientation or gender. So money may not be able to buy happiness, but in this case it has apparently bought tolerance.
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A Leesburg woman was arrested for DUI after she drove to a McDonalds, ordered, and then apparently was too drunk to drive to the pick up window. When police were called they found her wearing only a bra and panties. Back on your game, Florida.
The NY Jets are rumored to be thinking of trading up to acquire Marcus Mariota. And Mariota is thinking “hmm, is it too late to get that last year of college eligibility back?
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So was “Happy Good Friday” one of the original oxymorons?
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Kourtney Kardashian has posted a photo of her 3 month old son – Reign Aston Disick. Well, it’s a good thing there’s money in reality television. Because with that name this kid is going to need a lot of money for therapy.
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The Palo Alto Fire Department says a teacher at Palo Alto High School suffered first- and second-degree burns when a science experiment went wrong. Have to wonder, how many of the students will be writing this up as a “traumatic event” for next year’s college application essays
So apparently the US, Russia, China, France, the UK and Germany have a tentative nuclear deal with Iran. Would be a little easier to take the GOP condemnation of ANY deal if just one of them would go volunteer to fight a war as an alternative
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