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Counting down towards Santa…

Although in Philly, fans already got their present from Santa Dodge.

 

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Interim Vikings coach Leslie Frazier won’t put Brett Favre on injured reserve yet.

Which means long-suffering Minnesota fans will still have nightmares about the ghosts of Favre Past, Present and Future.

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Since Favre isn’t practicing, however, he has been trying to keep busy. That volunteer job at the North Pole, however, washed out.  Apparently it took Brett several days just to decide if the first ten kids on the list Santa gave him were naughty or nice.

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The Yankees are only paying $18 million in luxury tax this year.  Which curiously enough is about the same total payroll of the 2011 Greinke-less Royals.

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Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, the husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, apparently was hospitalized after mistaking a bottle of nail glue for eye drops and accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Well, I don’t know about deaf,  but he’s certainly got “dumb and blind” down.

 

Apparently 23 percent of U.S. high school graduates can’t get the minimum score needed on a test to qualify for the military. It’s okay though, most of them are in college playing football.
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Regarding those 23 percent of high school graduates who can’t pass the military qualification test. Wonder how many of them refudiate the results.
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In England,  the Business Secretary, Vince Cable (this is similar to a U.S. Cabinet position), was stripped of his responsibilities after he claimed to have declared war on Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp (parent of Fox)  empire.
Wonder how long it might take him to get a sympathetic message and a job offer from President Obama….

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4 Comments on “Counting down towards Santa…”

  1. Augie's avatar Augie Says:

    December 22, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Maybe the Prince glued his eye shut so he wouldn’t have to gaze at Zsa Zsa anymore. Not so dumb.

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  2. marc ragovin's avatar marc ragovin Says:

    December 23, 2010 at 4:14 am

    Some news items as the year winds down: Larry Brown has resigned his basketball coaching position. Tron is in the theaters. And Jerry Brown is poised to lead California. I can’t wait to see what 1983 has in store for us

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  3. Marc Ragovin's avatar Marc Ragovin Says:

    December 23, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    “Well, the book of 2010 celebrity deaths has just about been written. There was Manute Bol. Then Gary Coleman. And that’s the long and the short of it”

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  4. tc's avatar tc Says:

    December 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    So Rex Ryan won’t be dressing up as Santa Claus. Instead, he’s going to be Frosty the Toeman.

    The Bears are just hoping to send the Jets home in defeet.

    Wonder if mistleTOE will be hanging, after all this has come to light.

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