Where is Patsy Cline when you need her?
But either “Crazy” or “I Fall to Pieces” would be appropriate for more than one candidate this fall.
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Bob Brenley said he has decided not to seek the Cubs managerial job for “personal and professional” reasons. Translation personally, he’s not crazy and professionally, he values his career.
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In the latest Christine O’Donnell clip she calls evolution “a myth” and asks the question: if evolution is real, “why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?”
Well, actually, not only may this be happening, but some of these semi-evolved creatures seem to be running for office.
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Politicians on both sides of the aisle said Sunday that comedian Stephen Colbert’s testimony last week on immigration was “inappropriate” and “an embarrassment.”
I guess the only people who are supposed to behave inappropriately and be embarrassing in Congress have to be elected there first.
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UCLA 34 – Texas 12. Texans haven’t been so embarrassed since George W. was president.
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Brett Favre’s Vikings got a monkey off their back with their first win of the year against the Detroit Lions. Now, the next step, seeing if Favre can still play against an NFL caliber team.
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Cal dominated Arizona’s offense for 58 minutes before losing 10 to 9 on a touchdown with a minute left. Just another example of why “prevent defense” is an oxymoron.
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The 49ers are 0-3. Meanwhile, Stanford is 4-0, Andrew Luck is looking like a number one draft pick if he comes out early, and Jim Harbaugh is looking like a mad genius.
Wonder if those two could be reunited at Candletstick park next year?
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Allegations of the Rockies using non-humidor baseballs when batting picked up steam Friday when lip readers caught Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum mouthing “‘blanking’ juiced balls.”
Colorado has denied the rumors, citing “their respect for the integrity of the game.””Right,” commented, among others, Gaylord Perry and Derek Jeter.
September 27, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Jim Furyk got to the golf course on time last week to win the FedEx Cup. When told the cup would be sent overnight delivery via FedEx to his house, he declined the guaranteed 9am delivery option as he wanted to sleep in.