Left Coast Sports Babe

The amount of attention paid to this nutty pastor in Florida is getting out of control. Isnt it time for the media to turn its focus back to things that Americans really care about…? Like Paris Hilton’s drug arrest and Bristol Palin’s outfit on “Dancing with the Stars?”

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Outrage has been spreading over that Gainesville, Florida church’s plan to burn the Quran. Even the University of Florida (in Gainesville) has issued a statement. They believe the only thing that should be burned in the city are Florida State Seminoles jerseys
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Actually, at time of writing, the pastor has temporarily “suspended” the Quran burning. But the “Balloon Boy” and his family have announced plans to move to Florida.

The beleaguered state has responded by proposing a law allowing police officers to stop residents and requiring them to prove they are legally sane.

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On a brighter note, “Glee” is apparently planning an episode this year honoring “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” Fans are quivering in antici………….pation.

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Good news for Patriots fans, Tom Brady avoided injury in an early morning car accident this morning. Even better news, his wife Giselle and an Escalade were NOT involved.

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From Alex Kaseberg – When Ben Roethlisberger had his suspension cut two games from six to four; this information threw off Fantasy Football leagues. In fact, Fantasy Football players haven’t been this upset since Klingon was not deemed an official language by the UN.

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Apparently the NCAA has talked to Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl and an assistant coach about possible violations. Shocking. Recent potential sports illegalities at Tennessee, and Lane Kiffen wasn’t involved?

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A federal judge in Southern California has declared the U.S. military’s ban on openly gay service members unconstitutional. Wonder how long it will take for a church in Florida to announce plans to burn a copy of the Constitution?

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While appearing on the Colbert Report, Vice President Joe Biden thanked former President George W. Bush, saying “You deserve a lot of credit, Mr. President.” No kidding, without W’s eight years of work, Obama and Biden would probably never have been elected.

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