Are you ready for some football?
The college football season kicked off tonight, and many powerhouses scheduled their usual tough openers. Ohio State took on Marshall, Miami took on Florida A & M, USC took on Hawaii. So once again fans were generally treated to games with all the drama and uncertainty of the Christians taking on the Lions.
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Of course, what happened to #15 Pittsburgh, who took on a real team, Utah? A 27 to 24 loss. Which basically means the Panthers have been eliminated from any chance at a national championship, and it’s not even Labor Day. So the scheduling of crash-test dummies will continue.
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And actually, USC only beat Hawaii by 13 points, 49 to 36, and that after knocking out the Warriors starting quarterback on a questionable hit. So looks like that bowl ban for the Trojans just might end up being irrelevant.
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On the other hand, if this is the beginning of yet another mediocre season for Lane Kiffin, who knows what other team will try to lure him away from USC with a big contract.
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The University of Alabama, ranked number one in preseason polls, will be without Heisman Trophy winner Mark Ingram (injury), and defensive MVP of last year’s National Championship Marcell Dareus (suspension), for their season opener against San Jose State. Well, that ought to get the spread under 50.
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The SF Giants’ new call-up Darren Ford is beyond fast. He came in as a pinch-runner at first base Thursday in a 1-1 tie. Then he made it to second on a lousy bunt, went to third on a ball that only rolled a few feet away from the catcher, and scored on a wild throw. In fact, Ford’s so unstoppable maybe they should nickname him “Toyota.”
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Cincinnati Reds pitcher Aroldis Chapman hit 103 mph on the radar gun in his second appearance for the team yesterday. Actually it’s not unusual for young major leaguers to be clocked at over 100 mph. But usually they are driving a car at the time.
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In California, the first ad has aired supporting Proposition 19, Marijuana Legalization. Presumably it was funded by the makers of Doritos.
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Feeling up for a challenge? A British gal broke a world record by texting the following in 29 seconds – “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.”
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from Bill Littlejohn – “Rob Dibble has been fired as the Nationals TV analyst.Steven Strasburg sent him a message telling him to suck it up and to stop crying”
September 3, 2010 at 8:25 am
Wakefield’s car has a governor that limits it to 55 mph
So what’s the o/u on hearing “Touchdown – aaaaaala-bama” this weekend?
September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
Paris Hilton seems to be providing an economic stimulus for lawyers, too. Wouldn’t Paris and Levi provide the next great mismatch?
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Timmy’s back, yes?
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Is the phrase “The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are…” the updated version of “The quick red fox…”?
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For a second time, an Ohio woman has given birth to a baby who arrived on the drive to the hospital.
Christina Schuler’s 8-pound, 11-ounce son was born Tuesday in the front seat of the family’s pickup truck, less than a mile from their hospital in southwest Ohio’s Clermont County.
The woman says her labor was even shorter than it was in December 2006, when she gave birth to her son, Ethan, in a car.
The family has solicited suggestions for the baby’s name. How ’bout, WAITE!!!!!!!!!