Left Coast Sports Babe

Whatever else he does in his tenure, Ken Cuccinelli, the attorney general of Virginia, will make the state seal safe for sensitive eyes. The picture below is of the historic seal, designed in 1776, by one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and featuring “Virtus,” the goddess of virtue. Cuccinelli is having it redesigned to show an armored breastplate covering her left breast.

Your tax dollars at work. But at least delicate sensibilities will be safe.

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Recent polls in England show that because of a reasonably tight race between Labour, the Conservatives, and the Liberal Democrats, the country could end up after the election with a “hung Parliament.” Meaning total gridlock. Which would also mean, 234 years after the revolution, we’ll have brought Britain to a U.S. style of government.

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British Prime Minister Gordon Brown may end up losing the election after a woman asked him “All these Eastern Europeans, where are they coming from?” And Brown didn’t realize his mike was on when he called her a “bigot.” This wouldn’t have happened with Former President George W. Bush. He would have just answered the question with “Eastern Europe.”

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Congrats to Super Saver, the winner of the Kentucky Derby. Assuming he wasn’t named after the discount airfares. Otherwise the winning tickets would have paid out less surcharges for a weekend bet, fuel, security, taxes….

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Who is this new Giants pitcher and what has he done with Barry Zito?

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And for that matter, what’s more surprising, that the San Francisco Giants have gotten off to a great start and are in second place? Or that they are in second place to the… San Diego Padres?

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Bill Littlejohn, on Roethlisberger’s name has been replaced with Mario Lemieux’s on a Pittsburgh Zoo display that compares the height of elephants with other creatures: “They’ve moved Ben’s to a display that compares the height of horse’s rear ends with other creatures.’’

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commie pinko stuff below :

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Goldman Sachs, Lehmann Brothers, British Petroleum. Yeah, how’s that idea of getting rid of government regulation workin’ out for ya?

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And say, anyone heard from Sarah Palin lately?

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