Left Coast Sports Babe

Apparently Tiger Woods let loose at the Masters today with more than a few “Anglo Saxon ” terms after bad shots. Well, Woods may not win the tournament and get the congratulatory call from Barack Obama, but if he keeps it up, Tiger’s at least likely to hear from Joe Biden.

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How little do many Americans know about golf BT (Beyond Tiger)? Ask a random sampling what they think about Lee Westwood at the Masters and I have no doubt many will answer “Is one of Tiger’s mistresses there?”

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It’s hard to believe climbing Mount Everest was considered an impossible quest less than 60 years ago. Now even a 13 year old boy is attempting it. Of course, it’s easier with all the McDonalds and Starbucks on the way up.

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Meinhardt Raabe , best known for playing the Munchkin coroner in the Wizard of Oz, and a favorite at Oz nostalgia events, has died at the age of 94. And yes, fans will be sad to hear “he’s not only merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead.”

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The 2010 Astros don’t even have a slogan yet. Although at O-5, an appropriate one might be “Houston, we have a problem.

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In Denmark, workers are striking against Carlsberg Brewery’s new drinking policy. Previously, workers were allowed to drink as much beer for free at work as they wanted. But the workers are unhappy with the new policy, which allows unlimited free beer only during to lunch hours. Drivers, who don’t eat at the brewery, will still be allowed to take up to three beers with them a day..

While Carlsberg says they are working to try to resolve the strike they also have announced they have received an unprecedent number of inquiries from Americans calling about potential jobs and work visas.

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In Arizona, a woman may be facing criminal charges for grabbing and shaking a child who was kicking the back of her seat on a Southwest flight last month. Police are facing two dilemmas, whether to charge her with a felony or a misdemeanor, and trying to deal with the thousands of calls from frequent travelers offering to pay her legal fees.
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