Left Coast Sports Babe

U.S border agents arrested a woman in Texas after they found 31 pounds of marijuana hidden in three framed pictures of Jesus. The agents became suspicious when they noticed other pictures captioned “The Virgin Mary Jane.”

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Bipartisan joke. The current government showdown in Washington DC is costing over $100 million a day. On a brighter note, it’s less money than Congress wastes on an average day.

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Some say God was behind the New Orleans Saints’ Super Bowl win after 42 years of futility. Which lends hope to fans in Toronto, as it’s also been 42 years since the Maple Leafs won a Stanley Cup…

God, however, issued a statement – “above my pay grade.”

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USA Today is announcing mandatory one-week furloughs for the paper’s nearly 1,500 employees. This was especially frustrating for both of the remaining reporters.

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A recent study found that 1,169 people who ate 50 grams of chocolate once a week were 46 percent less likely to die following a stroke than people who didn’t eat chocolate. A related story found similar results for men who did and didn’t remember to give their wives chocolate.

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