Saying good-bye to 2009

So it wasn’t a great year for 49ers or Raiders fans. But who knew both teams would win more game this fall than the New Jersey Nets?


Stanford’s Tavita Pritchard said before the Sun Bowl he had hopes of being an NFL quarterback. Who knew that unfortunately he meant Rex Grossman?


A T and T is dropping its sponsorship of Tiger Woods. Actually, when you consider the number of women he was juggling all over the world, Woods should be a pretty good advertisement for great cellphone coverage.


A new app, “FindmyIphone” locates your phone anywhere in the world. It can make it beep, display a message “Hey, return my phone,” or destroy personal data. Now THERE’s a product for Tiger to sponsor.

And as an American, I have to hope that our public figures behave more heroically than they did in 2009. But if they don’t as a comedy writer I just hope they continue to lie about it as badly.

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