Only eight more shopping days…

Unless Joe Lieberman succeeds in cancelling Hanukkah and Christmas because holiday spending increases the deficit. (Or because last year he didn’t get the present he wanted.)

In an effort to normalize relations, President Obama has apparently written a personal letter to Kim Jong-il of North Korea. Democrats are applauding the move, Republicans are criticizing it, and teenagers are asking “What’s a personal letter?”


The woes continue for the Washington Wizards, as they lost 112-109 to the Sacramento Kings. On a night where 20 year old Kings rookie Tyreke Evans scored 26 points. Forget the playoffs, at this rate the Wizards may have a tough time qualifying for a NIT berth.


New Wizards slogan? “At least we’re not the Nets.”

A Costco in Salt Lake City took tomatoes off their shelves when Sarah Palin was in the store for a book signing. The reason, they didn’t want anyone else throwing a tomato at the former Governor. This is bad news for any potential salsa makers who shop at Joe Lieberman’s favorite market.


Elin Nordegren may take the children and spend the holidays in Sweden without Tiger. Gosh, without his wife around, wonder what Tiger will do for company?


And to those who are surprised that Woods still won “Athlete of the Decade” after the scandal broke. It makes sense, his victory total was impressive enough even when we thought he was completely focused on golf and a bit robotic. Turns out the guy is an impressive multi-tasker even by Bill Clinton standards.


From Ben Burnett in Canada: After a game in which he was benched with two personal fouls, the St. Louis Rams released veteran guard Incognito…..sadly no one noticed.

Followup joke. Incognito was picked up by the Buffalo Bills. So Richie will end up playing in Buffalo… ? Talk about really going Incognito. (Ask Terrell Owens.)

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