On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia

So Michael Vick has ended up with the Eagles. Apparently Philadelphia fans will greet him with boos, derisive comments, and personal attacks. In other words, just like one of the regular team.


Whatever else they might say about the Eagles this year, at least no one can say they’ve gone to the dogs.


Yet another example of why, as hard as I might try to write a punchline, sometimes there is no substitute for reality:

At a South Carolina town hall this week, a man angrily told his Congressman to keep your government hands off my Medicare.”


And the “why do we care” saga goes on. This week police were called to Jon and Kate’s home, apparently over a dispute involving a babysitter.

Next up “Jon and Kate, Litig 8”

From an anonymous but very funny friend:

So John Edwards apparently fathered a child while running for President:

Former Senator Gary Hart said “he was shocked that anyone would show such disregard for being in the national spotlight”

Governor Mark Sanford said that he “coulldn’t believe that anyone would show such disregard for their family.”

And Bill Clinton said “Does anyone have her phone number??”


What about all those people who donated to Edwards’ presidential campaign? Maybe it’s some consolation to have been in the pilot program – “Cash for clunker.”

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