Left Coast Sports Babe

Terrell Owens wants Michael Vick to be reinstated by the NFL immediately, and suggested that any thought of extending the quarterback’s suspension would be similar to “kicking a dead horse.”

At least he didnt say kicking a “dead dog.”

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T.O. thinks banishment should be reserved for really serious crimes. Like not passing him the ball.

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Monday night is the season finale of Bachelorette. Which means millions of women will be tuned in to the televison set, and millions of men will be saying to their bosses, “So really, isn’t there some reason you want me to work late tonight?

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Apparently former President George W. Bush once seriously considered sending troops into Buffalo. I guess someone told him about all the oil in those Buffalo Hot Wings.

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Today marks exactly three years from the start of the London Olympics. And three years and 10-12 hours until NBC tape delays the broadcast.

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And in three days, Brett Favre will announce whether or not he will play football in 2009. In four days, he will announce he felt pressured to make a decision.
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Shaquille O’Neal will apparently star in his own reality show competing against athletes from different sports. Forget other sports…I’d just like to see him compete against Rick Barry.

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Today, Sarah Palin stepped down as Governor of Alaska, but insisted she will take her talents to a larger stage. I think I speak for all aspiring comedy writers everywhere when I say “Thank Heaven

Sarah Palin on a larger stage?! In other words, Tina Fey’s 401k plan.

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In the first ever Notre Dame Japan Bowl, played in the Tokyo Done, the Notre Dame Legends, a group of football alumni dating back to the 1970s, beat Team Japan 19-3.

Leaving aside all the jokes about the Fighting Irish finally finding a bowl they can win, the Japan team has asked for an easier opponent next year, like the Detroit Lions.

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Barry Bonds still insists he did not use steroids, despite witnesses saying he was given them.. But maybe Bonds has a point. Being given something doesn’t necessarily mean using it. All the SF Giants hitters this year, for instance, were given a supply of bats.

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