Left Coast Sports Babe

A few thoughts we can dream about…

Wouldn’t it be nice now, after Bristol Palin has broken up with her baby’s father, to hear Governor Palin say “Well, while it’s great if teenagers can wait to have sex, I realize that that young people do have passionate relationships that may not last, and we should teach them about protection?”

Wouldn’t it be nice now to hear Bud Selig say “We all knew the ball wasn’t juiced, so it had to be the batters. And quite frankly the home runs brought the fans back and we wouldn’t have cared if they were injecting any drug under the sun if it helped save baseball?”

Wouldn’t it be nice to hear Michael Steele, the embattled Republican National Committee Chair say “Listen folks, caving in to our “base” just lost us the Presidency and both the House and Senate. The base can just get over it.”

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Wouldn’t it be nice to hear John McCain say to President Obama “Dude, what’s with this bi-partisan crap? I thought you were kidding, like I was.”

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Wouldn’t it be nice to hear the Chicago Cubs management say “Look, we know fans will fill Wrigley no matter how lousy the team is, so why should we spend the money to get a team that could actually win the World Series?”

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Wouldn’t it be nice to hear Rush Limbaugh say ‘Yeah, even I know I’m full of it. But look at my ratings.”

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