Left Coast Sports Babe

New San Francisco 49ers coach Mike Singletary says he wants to be a “father figure” to the team and the young players.

Although after that first pants dropping press conference he also fulfilled a mother’s role in one aspect – the reminder never to go out of the house without clean underwear.

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Singletary also said he wanted the 49ers to be physical with an F.

So maybe he also meant he wanted to be a Phather Phigure?

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More Oscars jokes to follow, but in the best acting category, a few performances left out:

Alex Rodriguez – for his portrayal of a young naive multimillionaire. (“I didn’t know I was using steroids, but I knew I wasn’t taking Tic-Tacs.” – for starters, who injects Tic-Tacs?)

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Bud Selig – for his portrayal of an old naive multimillionaire. (“There were steroids in baseball? I’m shocked, shocked…”)

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Most of the PGA Tour. For their welcome of Tiger Woods back to professional golf.

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