As we wind down the NFL season….
After the Washington Redskins ended a 5 game win streak by beating the Philadelphia Eagles 10-3, defensive coordinator Greg Blache revealed his secret strategy: Saturday night he showed his players a highlight reel of their best moments. Detroit Lions coach Rod Marinelli is planning the same thing next week – apparently the team has won almost half their coin tosses.
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or – choose your punchline.
Before snapping their five game losing streak Sunday, the Washington Redskins were shown a highlight reel of their best moments before Sunday’s game, to a soundtrack of the Average White Band’s “Pick Up the Pieces.” Apparently the Lions’ coaching staff has plans to show a video too -if they can find a recording of…
Linda Rondstadt’s “You’re No Good.”
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Neil Young’s “Helpless.”
Or the most cheerful thought of all about the 2008 season.
Hall and Oates “It’s Over.”
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In a recent poll 1 out of 5 Americans voted Dick Cheney the worst vice president ever. The other 4 of 5 voted him the worst president ever.
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In a recent poll 1 of 5 Americans voted Dick Cheney the worst president ever. Amazing, I didn’t know 4 of 5 Americans could even remember Spiro Agnew.
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The new movie “Valkyrie,” based on a true story about a plot to assassinate Hitler is billed as a “thriller.” President Bush is particularly interested in seeing the movie, he can’t wait to find out how it ends.
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