The blame game…

Dick Cheney is blaming Congress for “failing struggling automakers.” Isn’t this like blaming fans who didn’t buy tickets for failing the Detroit Lions?

Or, isn’t blaming Congress for failing struggling automakers like failing the RNC for spending more money on Sarah Palin’s clothes.


Continental Airlines is offering to reroute passengers who were on their flight that veered over 2000 feet off the runway and smashed into a ravine. No word on if they will credit anyone with that extra frequent flyer mile.

After some discussion, Continental decided not to charge passenger an additional “slide ride” fee.

Continental is, however, reconsidering whether or not they should be advertising being the only US airline still serving complimentary hot meals.

This weekend’s silver lining for Dallas Cowboys fans? At least this year they probably don’t have to worr y about Jessica Simpson affecting Tony Romo’s performance during the playoffs

 

And the now 4-11 Seattle Seahawks knocked the New York Jets out of the playoffs Sunday.  While this is satisfying to the team, for most of the frustrated Seattle fans it’s just lipstick on a pigskin. 

 

This is from another very funny friend, Jim Barach, wish I had written it. 

“Lynne Cheney is planning to write a biography about James Madison. That means she will have written a book about the man who wrote the Constitution while being married to the man who shredded it.”

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