After the brawl…

 

Five players were suspended after their brawl with the Los Angeles Sparks, and so the Detroit Shock signed 50 year old Nancy Lieberman to a one week contract.

There’s no guaranteed she won’t get in a brawl too, but at least any potential medical bills will be paid by Medicare.

Apparently one of her jobs is to keep the rest of the team in line by threatening them with timeouts.

 

So this week John McCain has mispoken about the now nonexistent country of Czechoslovakia, and also said he would not give speeches aboard before he was President, forgetting that he recently spoke in Canada.

 Maybe that’s how he can say he cares about the U.S. environment and still  want to drill for oil in ANWAR.  (The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.)  He forgot Alaska is a state.

 

And from the very funny Bill Littlejohn,  regarding the story that the  Mariners have announced peanut-free zones at some upcoming home games:

“If Safeco becomes completely peanut-free,  the only shelling will be of Mariners pitchers.”

 

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