Left Coast Sports Babe

Greg Norman is leading the British Open after three rounds.  After tomorrow, most of these jokes may or may not be out of date.

When John McCain heard about Norman leading after three rounds, his response “That’s amazing, that guy is OLD.”

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If he wins will Ensure be classified as a performance enchancing drug?

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I’m going to forgo the obvious joke that Norman’s first comments in the clubhouse were “Now you punks get off of my greens.”

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Greg Norman is actually playing the tournament on a whim while on his honeymoon.  He was married last month to Chris Evert.  In related news, the Williams sisters sent the couple a nice belated present, and thanked Chris for deciding not to drop in and play a few rounds at Wimbledon.

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