Left Coast Sports Babe

New potential commercial for Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones:

Cocaine street price – over $1000 an ounce.

Toyota 4 Runner  – over $30,000.

Knowing you should use a credit card to cut cocaine in the privacy of your home instead of in a car – Priceless.

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Despite the Tampa Bay Rays low attendance figures, rookie star Evan Longoria was elected to the All-Star team as the American League fans’ choice.

Wonder how many of those male fans will be disappointed because they only voted to see how sexy a “Desperate Housewives” star looks in uniform.

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Regarding Jesse Jackson’s comment about cutting off a certain part of Barack Obama’s anatomy:

Senator Obama shouldn’t feel bad, Jackson muttered he would do the same thing the last time he was mad at Hillary Clinton.

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