Left Coast Sports Babe

New potential commercial for Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones:

Cocaine street price – over $1000 an ounce.

Toyota 4 Runner  – over $30,000.

Knowing you should use a credit card to cut cocaine in the privacy of your home instead of in a car – Priceless.

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Despite the Tampa Bay Rays low attendance figures, rookie star Evan Longoria was elected to the All-Star team as the American League fans’ choice.

Wonder how many of those male fans will be disappointed because they only voted to see how sexy a “Desperate Housewives” star looks in uniform.

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Regarding Jesse Jackson’s comment about cutting off a certain part of Barack Obama’s anatomy:

Senator Obama shouldn’t feel bad, Jackson muttered he would do the same thing the last time he was mad at Hillary Clinton.

University of Arizona recruit Brandon Jennings is backing out of his commitment to play college basketball, opting instead to play professionally in Europe. 

Guess he found out he wouldn’t be paid as well as OJ Mayo at USC.