Left Coast Sports Babe

Not to say that Senator McCain is out of touch.

But after Michelle Obama’s recent TV appearance reporters asked him what he thought about HIS his wife and “the View”.  And John responded, “well, she usually likes the one out of the living room window.”

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The Bush administration’s plan to deal with American’s energy problems is to allow more off-shore oil drilling.

Isn’t that kind of like the government fighting the drug war by opening a meth lab?

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Kobe Bryant has been selected to play for the United States in the Olympics.  When asked what he thought about his teammates he responded “I’m going to have teammates?”

And I apologize in advance if this is offensive.   But couldn’t resist. 

So after his firing, former New York Mets manager Willie Randolph said “He didn’t see it coming.”

With all due respect, Willie, even New York Governor David Paterson saw it coming.

Last Friday, David Letterman’s top ten list was:

“Top ten signs you have a bad travel agent.”

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20080620.phtml

In response:

“Top ten signs you are flying on an airline in financial trouble.”

10.  When they pass out pretzels, they pass the pilot’s cap around for donations.

9.  They divert cross-country flight to Texas to fill up on cheaper gas.

8.  Flight attendants all wearing cast-off pantsuits from Hillary Clinton.

7.  The overhead bins have been turned into coin lockers.

6.  Flight attendants announce that your seat cushions not only double as a flotation device, they will also double as your pillow.

5.  “Buy on board” for $5.00 will now include alcoholic beverages, snack boxes and shares of airline stock.

4. Napkins show signs of being purchased at close-out discount stores – for example being printed “Giuliani for President 2008”

3. Airline fuselage covered with more sponsorship stickers than an Indy car.

2. Instead of turning on air conditioning, flight attendants hand out paper fans.

1.  You are flying on an airline based in the United States.