Left Coast Sports Babe

Hockey  Jokes!

Though first congratulations to the Detroit Red Wings.  At least some results out of Michigan count this year…

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In the movie the “The Love Guru”,  set to debut in the US June 20, actor Mike Myers plays a character who tries to help a  Toronto Maple Leafs player lead his team to a championship. 

So why did they call the movie “The Love Guru?” Because “The Miracle Worker” was already taken.

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Thursday is the Major League Baseball draft, where every year teams try to guess which talented amateurs will help their team in the future.  Not to be confused with the trade deadline, where every year the Yankees try to guess which well-paid professionals will help them get back into the playoffs.

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For many college athletes, tomorrow will be their first glimpse of real money.  Unless they are at USC.

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Despite his $126 million contract, San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito is 1 and 9 this year. 

With that kind of success to money ratio, when he retires he has a great future as an NBC programming executive.

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John McCain says we are making progress in Iraq.    Why, in a few years,  conditions in the country may be almost as good as before we invaded.

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