As the baseball season gets into high gear…

High-priced free agent Andruw Jones just had knee surgery and will be sidelined for about four to six weeks.  Which means during that time he will contribute about as much to the Dodgers as he has in the past four to six weeks.

(Note to explain the joke,  Jones signed a two year $36 million contract, and has been hitting .165. Additional note to Dodgers fans, yes, I KNOW about Zito.  There will be more jokes about him too.)

With the Yankees in last place and the Mets on their way, all of a sudden Hillary Clinton’s second place finish might be turn out to be the best spring performance out of New York.

Congrats to the Spokane Chiefs, who won the Canadian Hockey League championship, and then promptly had their captain drop and break the trophy.

Well, at least that’s one embarrassing moment that may never befall the San Jose Sharks.

 

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