Archive for April 28, 2008

The perfect running mate…

April 28, 2008

Senator John McCain is searching for the perfect running mate to be his vice-president.

He needs someone tough, someone who can help with with women voters, and to protect his own likable image, someone who is willing to be the one on the ticket who gets down and dirty with his Democratic opponent.

Therefore his perfect running mate?   Hillary Clinton.

 

More Zito – and McCain.

April 28, 2008

And a correction, Zito is only getting $14 million a year.

He is also now 0-6.  Maybe the San Francisco Giants severed ties with the wrong Barry?

(this might only work for Bay Area readers.)  In the NHL playoffs,  San Jose is now 0-2 after starting the playoffs at home.  Will the headline read “Sharks Tanked?”

John McCain on Sunday criticized Barack Obama for being insensitive to poor people.  He said Senator Obama’s opposition to a temporary gas tax repeal would make it harder for  lower income people to travel.  

Then he excused himself because his wife’s borrowed corporate jet was waiting.

Senator McCain has actually been taking some heat for not paying the legal cost to use his wife’s private plane during the campaign.  But in his defense, he said she did give him a senior discount.