Barack Obama released his tax returns. He earned almost 4 million dollars from the two books he wrote before he ran for president.
As opposed to President Bush, who had two books he read before he ran for president.
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A man was kicked off a plane this week because he wouldn’t stop praying. Considering all the bankrupties and grounded planes, it’s a wonder the whole plane wasn’t praying.
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When did the presidential debates become events to tide people over until the next Super Bowl media day?
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And okay, an actual hockey joke. Feel free to ignore if you ignore hockey.
What’s the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators?
About a week.
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And the Yankees have reconsidered their digging up that Red Sox jersey, and have told Boston they can bury another jersey in its place. So long as Manny Ramirez is in it.