Left Coast Sports Babe

I wrote a version of this joke last year, but…I think over 3990 American deaths since 1993 calls for a repeat:

Why did President Bush  refer to  the beginning of the Iraq War “Shock and Awe?”

Because March Madness was already taken.

It’s a great time of year for sports fans in the United States.  Millions are looking forward to March Madness, more millions are looking forward to  Major Leage Baseball opening day, and at least a dozen are looking forward to the NHL Playoffs.

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Although who’d a thunk it that we would have an NCAA men’s basketball champion this year before we had a Democratic presidential nominee?

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This weeks millions of Americans will try to figure out their choices  to go from 64 down to 2.  And after they decide about financial institution stocks,, they can work on their brackets. 

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And just a random thought…maybe Ronald Reagan wasn’t so crazy after all to call himself a Christian but not attend church.

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Though Barack Obama may actually get some unexpected sympathy from many church goers…as in “the media really belives that people listen to sermons?”