Archive for February 23, 2008

Senator Clinton’s supporters

February 23, 2008

On Hillary Clinton’s website, they refer to her young supporters as “Hillblazers.”

Which of course means that other demographics need a  name.

Those who support her because of Bill  – Hill-Billies.

Her senior supporters  –  OlderthantheHills.

Her latino supporters -with partial credit to carlos mencia – Hillofbeanos.

Her supporters who have switched to Obama –
OvertheHills.

Beltway insiders – including some super delegates  – Capitol Hills.

How far will he go?

February 23, 2008

The New York Times reported that John McCain might have had an affair with a woman 31 years his junior. Guess in case he can’t get all the conservative votes,  McCain is trying to pick up Bill Clinton supporters.  

And I realize this blog is short on sports jokes recently.  With the NBA and NHL playoffs about two months away, the NFL a nonissue until the draft – well, except on police blotters, March Madness a few weeks way, and spring training just starting up,  there isn’t that much going on in the world of sports.     And so not that much that is funny.

Well, not counting the San Francisco Giants saying they will be competitive this year.

And of course, anyone in February who has tried to write any comedy, amateur or professional, owes a huge debt of gratitude to Roger Clemens.    His testimony before Congress was truly performance enchancing.