So what will Shaquille O’Neal’s role be on the fast paced Phoenix Suns? Two words come to mind “speed bump.”
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It’s a weird world. The US Navy can fire a missile and hit a satellite 133 miles away that was going 17,000 mph. So why can’t NBA players hit their free throws?
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David Letterman said that John McCain looks like “the guy at the supermarket who is confused by the automatic doors.” McCain angrily responded “Yeah right, since when do supermarkets HAVE automatic doors?”
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Roger Clemens withdrew Wednesday from a scheduled appearance at “ESPN. the Weekend,” an event at Walt Disney World. What a shame, he would have been a real headliner in Fantasyland.
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Hillary Clinton is running a new ad…The ad ends with a photo of Clinton working at her desk at night. “She understands. She’s worked the night shift, too.”
Well, duh, she had to do something while she waited for Bill to come home.
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And finally a real story from the New York Times:
“Texas’ odd system of allocating delegates has flummoxed the Clinton campaign. Clinton told reporters over the weekend that her aides were still struggling
to understand how the state operates.
“I’ve got people trying to understand it as we speak,” she said. “Grown men are crying as we speak. I had no idea it was so bizarre.”
So her campaign can’t figure out the delegate system in Texas? And Senator Clinton tells us she can fix healthcare, the economy and the war in Iraq?
Left Coast Sports Babe 