Archive for February 14, 2008

Fake Students University

February 14, 2008

So Florida State, perhaps in order to stave off a worse NCAA penalty, put their sports teams on self-imposed probation for two years.  For all those  athletes who haven’t been going to class, that’s one plus one.  

And Mitt Romney endorsed John McCain today.    Mike Huckabee says that’s fine, he expects Romney’s endorsement tomorrow.

More Rocket Man etc…

February 14, 2008

And by the way, isn’t it nice to know that Congress is focusing on issues that are so important to our country…

Roger Clemens continues to insist he is innocent.  And when he is acquitted of all charges, he is going to help O.J. find the real killer.

And presumably everyone has seen the looks Roger gave his ex-friend and trainer Brian McNamee…  All I can think of is “Who would have thought a little guy like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?”

After her string of recent losses, Hillary Clinton has chosen a new campaign song – “Sympathy for the Devil.”

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Today John McCain voted against an anti-torture bill in the Senate, which means in essence he voted in favor of waterboarding.   The Straight Talk Express has officially become a runaway train.