After Florida.
Who’d a thunk that Rudy Giuliani would end up with one less win than the Miami Dolphins?
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Hillary Clinton has now decided after she “won” the meaningless Florida primary that the votes should be counted toward the nomination. In related news, the 1972 Miami Dolphins have petitioned the NFL to include New England’s two pre-season losses in their 2007 record.
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A major freeway in Northern California has been shut all day due to an oil spill from a tanker accident. Most local residents haven’t seen this kind of gridlock since they turned on C-Span.
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