Thanking the 49ers…

Without them, all aspiring comedy writers would have a little less material…

 In fact,  forget the West Coast offense.  The 49ers are now employing the Loch Ness offense.    No one has solid proof it exists.

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And after watching their formerly #2 team lose 5 of their last 6 games,  Cal fans can be thankful that their hearts are sure not to be broken this weekend.  The Bears have a bye week.

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Brett Favre is hinting that he might postpone his retirement again and play in 2008.   Even Cher is saying, “Enough already.”

When Lloyd Carr announced his retirement, his players reportedly gave him a standing ovation.   Big deal, if Charlie Weis announces HIS retirement the whole  town of South Bend will give him a ticker tape parade.

A recent poll showed that Hillary Clinton was the  2008 Democratic presidential  candidate that voters would most like to have a guest for Thanksgiving dinner.  Though apparently there was a glitch.  Many voters thought the poll asked who they would most like to have SERVED for Thanksgiving dinner.

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And Hillary was asked how she felt about Thanksgiving dinner.  She said she felt that eating turkey made sense but that didn’t mean she would do it.

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