Left Coast Sports Babe

Without them, all aspiring comedy writers would have a little less material…

 In fact,  forget the West Coast offense.  The 49ers are now employing the Loch Ness offense.    No one has solid proof it exists.

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And after watching their formerly #2 team lose 5 of their last 6 games,  Cal fans can be thankful that their hearts are sure not to be broken this weekend.  The Bears have a bye week.

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Brett Favre is hinting that he might postpone his retirement again and play in 2008.   Even Cher is saying, “Enough already.”

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When Lloyd Carr announced his retirement, his players reportedly gave him a standing ovation.   Big deal, if Charlie Weis announces HIS retirement the whole  town of South Bend will give him a ticker tape parade.

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A recent poll showed that Hillary Clinton was the  2008 Democratic presidential  candidate that voters would most like to have a guest for Thanksgiving dinner.  Though apparently there was a glitch.  Many voters thought the poll asked who they would most like to have SERVED for Thanksgiving dinner.

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And Hillary was asked how she felt about Thanksgiving dinner.  She said she felt that eating turkey made sense but that didn’t mean she would do it.