Posted tagged ‘Newt Gingrich jokes’

Banana Republic and other states.

January 28, 2012

A Mitt Romney Florida television ad talks about Reagan and Gingrich. “Newt Gingrich uses Ronald Reagan’s name 50 times. Ronald Reagan mentioned Newt Gingrich once.” Not quite sure the point but is it just possible Reagan didn’t remember Gingrich’s name? Or anybody else’s? – Herman Cain today said he endorsed Newt Gingrich: “he is not [...]

Fantasyland?

January 26, 2012

While campaigning in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney said that Barack Obama’s SOTU address was “detached from reality.” Only in America can a man who makes $10,000 bets in a debate, and talks about being unemployed while making $21 million a year, accuse someone else about being “detached from reality.” – In Florida, Newt [...]

A South Carolina close call?

January 22, 2012

Which sank quicker this week – the Costa Concordia, or Mitt Romney’s Presidential hopes? – How angry was Mitt Romney after tonight’s loss? Rumor has it he went home and actually thought about kicking the dog strapped to the roof of his car. – Sarah Palin now says Newt Gingrich is the new Republican “front-runner.” [...]

Was I good?

December 24, 2011

Well, I was cute. Now when can I expect some dinner. – President Obama has made it to Hawaii. Wonder if he remembered to get his Christmas wish into Santa first – more GOP debates. – A late shopping surge appears to be making this Christmas season a particularly good one for retailers. And that’s [...]

“I” of the Newt.

December 13, 2011

You cannot make this “st*ff” up dept. Newt Gingrich is now pledging future marital fidelity and as a potential President. So somehow he believes the Oath of Office is somehow a higher bar than “forsaking all others?” – Follow up to Gingrich’s pledge of future marital fidelity. Assume that’s as long as he’s campaigning and [...]

Send in the Clowns.

November 12, 2011

Ironically, Rick Perry’s only being able to remember two of the three Departments he wanted to cut may end up benefiting… Newt Gingrich? A man who so far has forgotten two of the three times he said that “death do us part” stuff. – A new book “Election 2012: The Battle Begins” says that Newt [...]


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