This just in: Penn State campus police say they are investigating a report that Joe Paterno may be sick. – Mitt Romney was campaigning in Orlando today. It went well except for one awkward moment when a Disney employee saw him and reported that one of their audio-animatronic figures must have gotten loose. – Apple’s [...]
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Where’s FEMA when you need them?
January 28, 2012He was, Penn State.
January 23, 2012R.I.P. Joe Paterno – For his sake it was a shame the cancer didn’t kill him six months earlier. And remembering this Edmund Burke quote -”All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.” – The cancer killed Paterno so quickly, you have to wonder, was part of the [...]
All aboard the bus to hell
November 10, 2011Okay, this first joke is bus to hell worthy. But these days that bus is pretty full anyway. The Vatican issued a statement that they were appalled by the Penn State allegations. And they don’t understand why Jerry Sandusky wasn’t immediately transferred to another school. – And no “how do you separate the men from [...]
Cam, we hardly knew ye.
January 14, 2011Or at least beyond what the NCAA considered reasonable doubt. Auburn quarterback and Heisman winner Cam Newton declared for the NFL draft. Just in time for the NCAA to complete their investigation and say he WOULD have been suspended for the 2011 season. – Newton was asked, if like Andrew Luck, he has plans some day [...]
Joe Paterno, he keeps going, and going, and going…
November 24, 2010Joe Paterno has become the Energizer Bunny of college football. OF course, at this point when he keeps going and going and going, sometimes his players have to point him in the right direction to get home. Paterno, 83, says he will be back at Penn State next year. Makes sense, he’s the only one [...]
Age and treachery….
November 7, 2010It’s been a great week for Joe Paterno. Not only did he become the first Division 1 NCAA college football coach to win 400 games, he got to see that “nice young man” become governor of California again. – During a press conference after his 400th coaching victory, Penn State’s Joe Paterno, 83, said [...]
