Mitt Romney’s latest speech Tuesday night said that the Obama adminstration has “fought against religion.” Rick Santorum’s talking about phony ideology, and Newt Gingrich is zealously defending his new Catholicism. Are we electing a President or a Pope? – Rick Santorum is talking about President Obama’s “phony theology not based on the Bible.” Leaving aside [...]
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To theology and beyond?
February 22, 2012And the horse he rode in on….
February 20, 2012Rick Santorum, who has said he wants the Federal and State governments out of the education business, stated “For the first 150 years, most presidents home-schooled their children at the White House.” Right, and for the first 150 years, presidents rode to work on a horse. – So former President Clinton was in attendance at [...]
Banana Republic and other states.
January 28, 2012A Mitt Romney Florida television ad talks about Reagan and Gingrich. “Newt Gingrich uses Ronald Reagan’s name 50 times. Ronald Reagan mentioned Newt Gingrich once.” Not quite sure the point but is it just possible Reagan didn’t remember Gingrich’s name? Or anybody else’s? – Herman Cain today said he endorsed Newt Gingrich: “he is not [...]
A South Carolina close call?
January 22, 2012Which sank quicker this week – the Costa Concordia, or Mitt Romney’s Presidential hopes? – How angry was Mitt Romney after tonight’s loss? Rumor has it he went home and actually thought about kicking the dog strapped to the roof of his car. – Sarah Palin now says Newt Gingrich is the new Republican “front-runner.” [...]
Tough ladies.
January 13, 2012Demi Moore, 49, who recently ended her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, 33, is now apparently dating a 26 year old male model. Just one thing to say – “You go girl!” – Michelle Obama is denying reports in a recent book of tension between her and White House aides. The First Lady says people have [...]
God calling?
January 6, 2012All these candidates, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, etc who said God told them to run. Is it possible that God just really wants to make sure Barack Obama gets re-elected? – Or maybe God just needs a new cellphone plan? – But really, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and Herman Cain all actually said [...]
Liars and jokers and clowns, oh my….
December 21, 2011Mitt Romney is slowly picking up endorsements from GOP leaders, presumably who are all singing under their breath – “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.” – Actor Tom Cruise told People magazine today that “Every day I fall more in love,” with [...]
Another one doesn’t bite the dust.
November 20, 2011But numbers #2 and #4, and #5 and #7 sure did. – Lee Corso’s “F*** it” comment today on College Game Day is going viral. In Corso’s defense he says was just previewing what BCS executives are saying to each other tonight looking at what’s left of their top 10. – In Eugene, Oregon still [...]
World SEEEriEEs?
October 28, 2011Did I include enough Es? – Many old-time baseball fans are looking back nostalgically to the days when pitching dominated in the World Series. Like last year. – Early in the game the only bright spot for Tony LaRussa was knowing that his bullpen phone worked. – from T.C.”Wow, that was one of the best [...]
Decisions, decisions.
September 5, 2011A new L.A. Times poll shows that Rick Perry and Mitt Romney each have 22 % support in a survey of 1,508 registered California Republicans. Ron Paul has 11 %, Michele Bachman has 10%, and Newt Gingrich has 6%. If my math is still any good that means “None of the above” is still leading [...]
