Technicially, if you’re not an official sponsor, you’re not allowed to use the words “Super Bowl.” Yeah, hate to put a non-profit like the NFL at risk of losing money. – Madonna says there will be “no nipple” in her Super Bowl halftime show. Not to say the former Material Girl is getting up there [...]
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Pre Pre Big Game Show.
February 1, 2012What’s in a name?
January 31, 2012Newt Gingrich calls Mitt Romney a “liar.” Romney calls Gingrich a “loser.” How long until we graduate to “booger-face” and “poo-poo head?” – The story of Mitt Romney putting his dog in a crate on the roof while driving to a family vacation is increasingly getting media attention. Suppose it is probably a good thing [...]
Banana Republic and other states.
January 28, 2012A Mitt Romney Florida television ad talks about Reagan and Gingrich. “Newt Gingrich uses Ronald Reagan’s name 50 times. Ronald Reagan mentioned Newt Gingrich once.” Not quite sure the point but is it just possible Reagan didn’t remember Gingrich’s name? Or anybody else’s? – Herman Cain today said he endorsed Newt Gingrich: “he is not [...]
Where’s FEMA when you need them?
January 28, 2012This just in: Penn State campus police say they are investigating a report that Joe Paterno may be sick. – Mitt Romney was campaigning in Orlando today. It went well except for one awkward moment when a Disney employee saw him and reported that one of their audio-animatronic figures must have gotten loose. – Apple’s [...]
Baseball’s second season.
October 1, 2011After 162 games, the MLB playoffs finally started Friday for the eight teams who survived into the postseason. “Eight teams left?”, commented NBA and NHL fans. “So aren’t we in the second or third round by now.” – Apparently the weather was nice all day Friday in New York, but started pouring about 915p. Had [...]
After boxing day…
December 27, 2009And Boxing Day, for what it’s worth, is a British holiday celebrated in various parts of the old commonwealth. It has nothing to do with the Pacquaio-Mayweather fight, or for that matter, Charlie Sheen. After Lockheed donated $400,000 at the last minute for a re-enactment of Washington crossing the Delaware, the 57th annual event was [...]
