Chaos theory- and a thorny Rose Bowl.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Handing off to Gaffney didn’t work after the 1st quarter.
“Toto, a band that makes nice straight lines? I don’t think we’re in Palo Alto anymore.
- And then there’s the LSJUMB.
Well maybe this will put an end to all the David Shaw to the NFL rumors.
Stanford band kept it PG at halftime. But managed to seriously annoy Michigan State fans with a couch burning in East Lansing tribute. (Google it. :))
So will there be extra police security for couches in East Lansing tonight?
Stan Van Gundy referred to the Brooklyn Nets as a “bush league organization” in a radio interview this week. Thereby prompting demands for an apology. From bush leagues.
Honda sign at Rose Bowl gate “Don’t forget where you parked. It’s our job to be helpful”. Of course if you get to the gate and already don’t remember where you parked you are hosed.
Ah Los Angeles. Bellman at hotel tells family they “might want to wait inside” while valet gets their car because “it’s cold out there.”. Temperature? 55 degrees.
Today in Ann Arbor was the NHL’s “Winter Classic” – an annual outdoor hockey game. And this year broke attendance records with over 100,000 tickets sold. That’s more people shivering in the cold since the SF Giants’ last sellout at Candlestick.
Jadeveon Clowney said today he will forgo his senior year and leave South Carolina to enter the NFL draft. Makes sense. Clowney has to find some way to pay for his arrests and speeding tickets.
Michael Vick said he expects to start at QB in 2014. Hmm. Wonder if there are any openings in the CFL?Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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