Truth and rumors?
The “Star” magazine claims that Al Gore has been having an affair with comedian Larry David’s ex-wife Laurie. If true, I guess Al just couldn’t curb his enthusiasm.
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Pete Carroll is complaining about the sanctions imposed upon USC and denied he left the university to escape imminent penalties, saying, since it’s been a five-year investigation – “Why wouldn’t I have left some other time?” Uh, Pete, because maybe anyone following it knew that investigation was about to be concluded this year?
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Or the other answer to “why wouldn’t I have left some other time?” Presumably that would be, like apparently some of his recruits, Carroll was holding out for the highest bidder.
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Oil executives testifying in Washington Tuesday labeled the BP oil spill a “rare event that has little chance of reoccurring.” Yeah, well the same thing applies to a potential missed call at the end of a perfect game. But that kind of mistake only damages the record books, not the economies of several states and an ecosystem.
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Near Cincinnati, Ohio, “Touchdown Jesus”, a six-story-tall status of Jesus with his arms raised, burned to the ground during a recent thunderstorm. Could it be a sign that BYU and Utah deserve more BCS consideration?-
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The government is considering banning peanuts on planes. Great, one more thing to put in a TSA plastic bag. M and Ms, so security can make sure they are the “Plain” kind
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Apparently the New Zealand – Slovakia match was so uninspiring to fans in the stadium that they put down their vuvuzelas at times in favor of just doing the wave. Which means that both teams just picked up a whole lot of international supporters.
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Looks like the Celtics really mailed it in tonight. Fans who tuned in thought they were watching a repeat of the regular season.
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Boston’s 67 points were the lowest scoring total in their long NBA finals history. What championship do they think they are playing for, the World Cup?
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For any Canadian readers, The University of Waterloo (Ontario) suspended its football team for an entire year. Apparently so many players tested positive for steroids that they called it that they called it the “most significant doping issue” in the history of Canadian university sports.
I can see the Toronto Argonauts marketing campaign now – “Come watch the only guaranteed steroid free team in Canada.”
(note to non-Canadian readers, for Argonauts substitute Detroit Lions or some equally lousy NFL team.)
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From Wendell Potter about the demise of “Touchdown Jesus” in Ohio – “Doesn’t it tell you something when a statue of Jesus is hit by lightning but the Gay Pride parades all went off without a hitch?”
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It’s only week one of the World Cup, but nations from around the globe are already meeting to decide if the “vuvuzelas” violate the Geneva convention.-It’s only week one of the World Cup, but nations from around the globe are already meeting to decide if the “vuvuzelas” violate the Geneva convention.-
Tags: Al Gore jokes, BP jokes, USC jokes
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 16, 2010 at 6:53 am
In a recent interview, Jamie Moyer noted that he started his baseball career way before the steroid era. Yeah, I think it was the Mesozoic
June 16, 2010 at 8:51 am
and somewhere in Canada, Ben Johnson is sending a Thank You card to the U of Waterloo. when did McNamee become Waterloo’s team doctor?
June 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Seattle’s Adam Moore, who is on a rehab stint with Tacoma, suffered a mild hamstring strain while running the bases on Monday. Like most Mariners, he’s unfamiliar with that particular facet of the game.