Tiger, tiger…
Well, just when we thought the most interesting pre-dawn story on Black Friday would involved some mall craziness.
Whatever happened with Tiger Woods at 225am, I think we can be sure that his last words as he left the house were NOT “Can I get you something while I’m out, honey?”
Might be Tiger’s shortest drive in history. Although presumably he was driving out of some deep rough.
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Not that President Obama was apparently in any real danger. But is anyone else bothered by the fact that you have to have a ticket and matching ID to get on a Southwest flight, but not into a White House State Dinner?
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This year’s Heisman voting will be by electronic ballot. Here’s hoping it’s not bad news for Toby Gerhart that one of the candidates is from Florida.
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Colorado football coach Dan Hawkins got his contract renewed, and then his Buffalos fell again, this time in a closer than expected game to Nebraska, 28-20, meaning they will finish the season 3-9. Maybe he was auditioning for an NFL job with the Redskins.
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Cincinnati quarterback Tony Pike threw for six touchdowns against Illinois. Six touchdowns. Or as the Raiders call that “a good month.”
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